1. A Clitoris is actually an undeveloped penis; since we all, at some point, are both male and female in the uterus, before the dominate gene takes over, the penis on a female and a male is actually the same. And once the dominate gene takes over for a male, the clit actually develops into a penis, so technically, when a girl says: suck my dick… I guess it’s kinda politically correct…

    brassholes:

    justcallmeshayne:

    hippodude:

    tittlywinkss:

    awkwaben:

    sherlock—kun:

    kcc0:

    mooooonbear:

    image

    That’s also why guys have nipples. 

    wow i actually didn’t know that

    Lol when I took gender studies in high school our teacher told us this and every guy in the room looked terrified

    Basic mammalian biology.

    I thought this was common knowledge? O.o well, passing it on to educate others :)

    Actually female is the default genetic setting so penises are just giant grotesque clitorises.

    (Source: fvxxk)

  2. sixpenceee:

our-blades-are-sharp:

sixpenceee:

Here’s a fun little trick: take children’s clothes, dip them in water and hold them in place until they freeze like this. When the weather starts to get a little warmer, the invisible children slowly melt to the ground. 
I can sense a million new horror pranks or new ideas for creepy stories this way. 

Wow, thanks there Satan.

Y̜͎͖͔O̘͚͖̩̰͚̗͢U͢’̨̯̞̰̖̥̜R̶E̷͚̼͇̳̙̻̞ ̣͎͖̟̥Ẃ͇͖̪Ȩ̞L̨̬̳C͠O͍̪M̮͎̯͞E͈̖̗͇͉

    sixpenceee:

    our-blades-are-sharp:

    sixpenceee:

    Here’s a fun little trick: take children’s clothes, dip them in water and hold them in place until they freeze like this. When the weather starts to get a little warmer, the invisible children slowly melt to the ground. 

    I can sense a million new horror pranks or new ideas for creepy stories this way. 

    Wow, thanks there Satan.

    Y̜͎͖͔O̘͚͖̩̰͚̗͢U͢’̨̯̞̰̖̥̜R̶E̷͚̼͇̳̙̻̞ ̣͎͖̟̥Ẃ͇͖̪Ȩ̞L̨̬̳C͠O͍̪M̮͎̯͞E͈̖̗͇͉

  3. proudtobeabeatlemanic:

    can I pay for my concert tickets in classic rock fun facts and tears

  4. 19 July 2014

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    Reblogged from
    tillhawk

    tillhawk:

    Rammstein

  5. ask-aphsiberia:

roadieturbo:

still do.

my grey brick survived my brother throwing it at my head 

    ask-aphsiberia:

    roadieturbo:

    still do.

    my grey brick survived my brother throwing it at my head 

    (Source: askdevicthepony)

  6. deathbyyuri:

    thechessboardspookslibrary:

    littlegaywitch:

    deathbyyuri:

    just because an anime isn’t categorized as yuri doesn’t mean the girls can’t be gay

    every anime can be a yuri anime if you try hard and believe in yourself

    What about Free! ?

    imagethey’re on a lunch date

  7. what a fucking loser

    — me, to me, about me (via protective)

    (Source: jaclcfrost)

  8. (Source: pammieomana)

  9. (Source: stevenatasha)

  10. pulchraimagines:

Scarlett Johansson images

    pulchraimagines:

    Scarlett Johansson images

  11. How do you wash away self disgust?

    — seven word story, C.B
    (via bartofdarkness)

  12. peekingboo:

    Krabby Panties

  13. aphrdite:

rad-moon:

disloyals:

overnight-shipping:

vorpalsuicide:

average-arcana:

final-love:

wow 

This made me cry I don’t knkw what to do

Fuck.
This.
Thank you. I feel free.

Some people honestly need this and I hope they find it.

/:

❁❁❁❁

Fuck.

    aphrdite:

    rad-moon:

    disloyals:

    overnight-shipping:

    vorpalsuicide:

    average-arcana:

    final-love:

    wow 

    This made me cry I don’t knkw what to do

    Fuck.

    This.


    Thank you. I feel free.

    Some people honestly need this and I hope they find it.

    /:

    ❁❁❁❁

    Fuck.

    (Source: unravul)

  14. (Source: fanaticbychoice)